General Evans Above Archive for May 25, 2002

Miss Piggy is a cannibal

May 25, 2002 – permalink

I can’t remember where I first read about this, but I saw the commercial today:

Miss Piggy and Kermit are doing ads for Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast! Has she assimilated herself so far into the dress and boa wearing human world that she’s willing to eat strips off her relatives.

At least frog legs aren’t on the menu.