Top 5 Titles for Farrah Abraham’s Porn Video Sequels

Feb 18, 2014- Permalink

I was just as surprised as anyone when the awards season seemed to have skipped over the release of Vivid Video’s Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, in which MTV’s truth-impaired reality star, Farrah Abraham, tried to convince us that it was a private sex tape as opposed to a professionally produced porn. You know, despite leaked emails from the company and statements from co-star James Deen saying otherwise.

As we know, all private sex tapes have sequels, right? Well they do if you give Vivid’s Steve Hirsch contractual carte blanche to release the footage packaged and repackaged in as many ways as he can dream of. So now Vivid is releasing the first in what can only be a series of sequels.

They’re going to need more titles, so as a public service, here are the top five titles for Farrah Abraham’s porn video sequels:

1. If You Believe This is a Private Sex Tape, Have I Got a Bridge For You
2. Farrah Abraham: Vivid’s Steve Hirsch Owns My Ass
3. Farrah Abraham/Joe Camel: Separated at Birth
4. Backdoor Teen Mom Now, Walmart Greeter Later
5. Hey, Sophia! You Proud of Momma Now?